Curse

I pwnd U · Aug 05, 2006, 06:13 PM // 18:13

*sips beer*
*rips Calans head off*
*tosses his body out of the bar*
*takes g/f back*
*sips beer*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 05, 2006, 09:06 PM // 21:06

*sips beer*
*throws knives at Doomlord*
*buys whiskey*
*drinks whiskey*

Calan The Powerful · Aug 05, 2006, 09:20 PM // 21:20

*reataches head*
*mutalates pwnd*
*humps pwnd's girlfriend*
*has a baby with pwnd's girlfriend*
*gets married to pwnd's girlfriend*
*drinks more whiskey*

I pwnd U · Aug 05, 2006, 09:22 PM // 21:22

*sits in hot tub*
*sips beer*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 05, 2006, 09:32 PM // 21:32

*watches Calan humping Pwnd's gf*
*sips beer*
*wonder where is Pwnd is at to rescue his fair lady*
*sips beer*

I pwnd U · Aug 05, 2006, 09:39 PM // 21:39

*grabs Calan*
*throws him against the bar*
*grabs .44 magnum*
*blows his head off*
*rips his body to shreds*
*throws him out of the bar again*
*takes girlfriend to safe place*

Calan The Powerful · Aug 05, 2006, 10:10 PM // 22:10

*Kill pwnd cause he shot the wrong guy*
*Burns pwnd's body*
*finds his girlfriend*
*humps pwnd's girlfriend in pwnd's hot tub*
*drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Aug 05, 2006, 10:13 PM // 22:13

*sips beer*
*takes girlfriend out of the bar*
*tells calan to leave her out of this*
*kills calan to show hes serious*

Calan The Powerful · Aug 05, 2006, 10:21 PM // 22:21

*gets up(wearing bullet proff vest)*
*kicks pwnd in the balls*
*slits his throat*
*cuts his dick off*
*Shoves dick down throat*
*watch pwnd die*
*shoots girlfriend(so they can meet up in hell)*
*sips beer*

I pwnd U · Aug 05, 2006, 10:28 PM // 22:28

(i asked you to keep her out of this game, she has done nothing to you, leave her out of it!)

*sips beer*
*sits in hot tub*
*ignores Calan*

Calan The Powerful · Aug 05, 2006, 10:51 PM // 22:51

*humps random chick (not pwnd's girlfriend)*
*drinks beer*
*kills everybody in ther bar*
*burns bar down*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 05, 2006, 11:02 PM // 23:02

*hires contractors to build a new bar*
*sips whiskey*
*watches the bar being contructed*
*sips whiskey*

Calan The Powerful · Aug 05, 2006, 11:37 PM // 23:37

*see's new bar*
*blows up new bar*

Retribution X · Aug 05, 2006, 11:54 PM // 23:54

*Tosses pwnd a new beer*

Calan The Powerful · Aug 06, 2006, 12:00 AM // 00:00

*kills retribution*

Retribution X · Aug 06, 2006, 12:12 AM // 00:12

*Finds out that Calan doesn't know "retribution" can't die.*
*Sits while Calan beats "retribution"*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 06, 2006, 02:41 AM // 02:41

*observes how Calan is going about destroying "Retribution"*
*sips beer*
*sits in hot tub with female friend*

Retribution X · Aug 06, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

*Gets in hot tub with some chicks who can't get enough of me...*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 06, 2006, 03:24 AM // 03:24

*gets the actor who played as Stiffler's bro to video tape them*
*sips beer*
*throws knives at a stranger who was looking at me*

Calan The Powerful · Aug 06, 2006, 03:32 AM // 03:32

*gets in hot tub in the nude*
*humps random chick in hot tub*
*humps another random chick in hot tub*
*humps 5 randoms chicks in the hot tub at the same time*
*drinks whiskey*
*smokes cigar*